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I've never heard this one before:

Two long time golfers were standing over looking the river.

One golfer looked to the other and said, "Look at those idiots fishin' in the rain."

GO FOR IT

The police arrived and found a woman dead on her living room floor with a golf club next to her body. They asked the husband, "Is this your wife?"

"Yes," he replied.

"Did you kill her?"

"Yes, he replied."

"It looks like you struck her eight times with this 3-iron. Is that correct?"

"Yes," he replied, "...but put me down for a five."

BEEN THERE <G> DONE THAT

Two golfers were sitting at the 19th hole discussing their games this year when one says to the other, " My game is so bad this year I had to have my Ball Retriever REGRIPPED !"

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